Thanks anon for the link to this pic. Wow.

Mother of God.. No. Mother of Jimmy.

Dat bulge doe

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I just realized that new iPhone 6 and 6 plus commercial is Jimmy and Justin and I kinda freaked out a lil


I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

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I smell it in the air. It’s coming.


Halloween season.

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He is actually the only man I accept having a beard, because he still looks amazing^^

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how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*